Trying to fold my very wrinkled bed sheets
Dad: “this is what happens when they take home economics out of high school.. People turn out like you”
Me: “they turn out to be doctors?”
I had a dream that I went to a lounge party ad met Garfunkel and Oates there. I got their autographs on my phone case and started crying…lol! Sometimes I have to look back at my dreams and wonder WTH?! Oh, best part of the dream - free drinks all night.
It’s amazing how these people save hundreds of dollars by couponing, but at the same time its like donate some of your shizz!! You don’t need a stock pile of deodorant!
So please stay far away from mine.
Always watching out for which and whether,
Always running out of time.
Peeling back the skin of summer,
Autumns, everything aligns.
Inside out and I’m without.
My heart is always running out of time,
Always running out of time.” —
You know you’re having a good conversation when a kid pukes next to you and you don’t even get up to move..