May 2013
1 post
April 2013
4 posts
Trying to fold my very wrinkled bed sheets
Dad: “this is what happens when they take home economics out of high school.. People turn out like you”
Me: “they turn out to be doctors?”
November 2012
2 posts
October 2012
2 posts
Still wearing shorts until the last possible moment..
September 2012
3 posts
I had a dream that I went to a lounge party ad met Garfunkel and Oates there. I got their autographs on my phone case and started crying…lol! Sometimes I have to look back at my dreams and wonder WTH?! Oh, best part of the dream - free drinks all night.
August 2012
1 post
July 2012
4 posts
June 2012
22 posts
It’s amazing how these people save hundreds of dollars by couponing, but at the same time its like donate some of your shizz!! You don’t need a stock pile of deodorant!
So please stay far away from mine.
Always watching out for which and whether,
Always running out of time.
Drip drop,
Peeling back the skin of summer,
Autumns, everything aligns.
Inside out and I’m without.
My heart is always running out of time,
Always running out of time.” —

You know you’re having a good conversation when a kid pukes next to you and you don’t even get up to move..

