Trying to fold my very wrinkled bed sheets

Dad: “this is what happens when they take home economics out of high school.. People turn out like you”

Me: “they turn out to be doctors?”

whatshouldwecallmedschool:

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wheninla:

Still wearing shorts until the last possible moment..

I had a dream that I went to a lounge party ad met Garfunkel and Oates there. I got their autographs on my phone case and started crying…lol! Sometimes I have to look back at my dreams and wonder WTH?! Oh, best part of the dream - free drinks all night.